FORMER prime minister David Cameron has given in and conceded that his successor Theresa May is the worst prime minister of the 21st century.
Cameron has admitted that after May’s speech yesterday he can no longer be considered to be in the running, though friends and former colleagues assured him he put up ‘one hell of a fight’.
He said: “I mean I called the Brexit referendum. You’d think that alone.
“But in my favour I did win one election, and another one sort of, and I handled the Scotland thing okay, and I did a few things that some people liked, and yeah. Low bar to clear I know.
“So okay, Theresa, you beat me, you are without competition the worst leader Britain has had this century. And I’m saying that and I fucked a fucking pig.
“You can resign now. Don’t believe your advisers when they say the only way is up. They don’t know you like I do.”
Following the statement, the British people realised the second-best prime minister of the 21st century was a miserable, inept dick they got rid of at the first opportunity, and the unquestioned best one was a war criminal.