TWO men in a public toilet have each had to make a big display of washing their hands just because there was someone else there.
Tom Logan and Stephen Malley, each of whom would normally piss and run like normal men, found themselves turning from the urinals at the same time and felt pressured into adhering to basic standards of hygiene.
Logan said: “Oh Christ, he’s using soap. Fucking germophobe.
“I only had a quick slash and now my hands are all unnecessarily wet and it’s cold out.
“Seriously, he’s using the Dyson Airblade? And now I have to queue up behind him like I don’t just wipe my hands on my jeans.”
Malley said: “What a rigmarole for nothing, all to not be judged by a complete stranger I’ll never see again.
“Washing my hands. What a massive waste of time. They’ll only get dirty and covered in urine again.”