HAS voting to remain in the EU somehow turned you into a traitorous, UK-hating fundamentalist, or do you just hate Nigel Farage? Here’s how to tell.
You buy a milkshake. Do you:
A) Drink it. It cost the best part of a fiver so you aren’t going to waste it.
B) Throw it at a passing politician. Followed by a petrol bomb, because that’s obviously the next logical step for a radicalised Remainer.
You go to vote. Do you:
A) Put a cross in a box.
B) Burn down the polling station because you hate democracy and want to steal the UK’s precious sovereignty.
You meet the Queen. Do you:
A) Politely say ‘How do you do?’.
B) Steal her crown, poke her in the eye and piss on her corgi for good measure, because you’re just a massive treasonous bastard who hates this country and everything it stands for.
You read about businesses relocating from the UK because of Brexit. Do you:
A) Mildly express concern about the economy and people’s jobs.
B) Put on your ‘Project Fear’ balaclava and creep out at night to push scaremongering leaflets through people’s letterboxes and frighten old people, who you hate because they all voted for Brexit.
Mostly As: You think Nigel Farage is a tw*t.
Mostly Bs: You are a radicalised Remainer who lives to frustrate the Will of the People and see your fellow citizens enslaved. Luckily you are made up.