Nation Orders Confusion with One-Day Delivery as Amazon Declares Republic Day in August Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Patriotism got express-shipped into chaos this week after Amazon India’s flagship seasonal offer was launched under th…
Feathered Bigots: Lapwings Stage ‘Lesbian-Shunning’ Push Against Canine-Walking Couples Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Avian civilisation has struck again. A local lapwing colony, well-known for aggressive swooping at sheep, dogs and o…
Bengaluru Techie Declares AI Has Finally Achieved the Intelligence of a Confused Intern on Day One BENGALURU — A Bengaluru-based software engineer, who once believed artificial intelligence would save humanity from Excel sheets and Jira tickets, ha…
No Gravy, No Cry: Kochi Court Declares Porotta Sovereign Entity, Gravy Optional Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Kochi’s gastronomic justice system has taken a bold step towards restoring law and order on dinner plates, after a c…
Bengaluru to Become Atlantis with Wi-Fi: BLUFF Unveils Underwater IT City Masterplan Bangalore Local and Urban Façade Federation (BLUFF), a visionary agency known for its groundbreaking commitment to solving problems nobody asked it t…
Gen Z Swarm Vinyl Fest in Bengaluru, Mistake LPs for CBD Edibles, Digestive Tragedy Ensues Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- BENGALURU — What began as a quaint vinyl record sale turned into an impromptu emergency gastroenterology workshop afte…
Konami’s E-Football Matchmaking Algorithm Faces Existential Crisis as Japan’s Population Hits 'Hardcore Mode' Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- TOKYO — In a shocking revelation that has left both gamers and demographers scratching their heads, Konami's E-F…