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U.S. Treasury's Magical Money Machine: $2 Billion Daily from Tariffs, Says Trump

Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- President Donald Trump has unveiled what he describes as the United States' latest fiscal marvel: a tariff strategy purportedly generating a staggering $2 billion per day. This revelation came during a White House event, where the President extolled the virtues of his administration's trade policies. However, this claim appears to be at odds with data from the U.S. Treasury Department, which reports average daily customs duties of approximately $200 million in April, and a total of about $7.25 billion for February.

In a bold move to recalibrate global trade dynamics, the Trump administration has implemented sweeping tariffs affecting imports from nearly 90 countries. China has been hit hardest, facing a cumulative tariff rate of 104%, following its retaliatory measures against previous U.S. duties. Other major trading partners, including the European Union, Japan, and South Korea, have also been subjected to tariffs ranging from 17% to 25%. President Trump has characterized these measures as a "Declaration of Economic Independence," aimed at reducing trade deficits and revitalizing domestic manufacturing.

The financial markets have responded with notable volatility. The S&P 500 experienced a 10.5% decline over two days, with continued downturns across other indices. European and Asian markets have similarly faced significant losses, as investors grapple with the potential for a protracted global trade conflict.

Despite the economic turbulence and skepticism from financial experts, President Trump remains steadfast in his approach. He asserts that these tariffs are essential for addressing longstanding trade imbalances and unfair practices. The administration has signaled openness to negotiating customized bilateral trade agreements with countries seeking relief, but maintains that current tariffs will persist until substantive changes are achieved.

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